UCC 2020 Saturday League Season - Captain’s Report

Before looking at the season of cricket just had, I wanted to make note of two significant losses the club has felt since my last Captain’s Report. I never met Dan Hardy, but our President Adrian Barr-Smith speaks of Dan with great joy and ultimately great heartache. His cricketing prowess with the bat a highlight to behold and a wonderful contributor to the annals of UCC. Losing Ian Batty this past summer, at the time an active member of the UCC Committee in his role as secretary, was hard felt by the club - exacerbated by corona virus preventing a more fitting celebration of his time with us. We will miss you both and what you brought to our small but beautiful club amongst the fields.

Right up until July 2020, the expectation that any club cricket might be played for the year was growing more remote by the day. A string of hot summer days through June and July made the hiatus even more unbearable.

And then, we were back on!

What this meant was a truncated season with the usual league replaced by participation in the Corona League Tier 3 Division B competition. What this translated to was a 5-game group competition followed by a Semi-Final and Final determined by final table position.

We began our campaign on the 25th July at Groombridge. A shortened game due to the promise of torrential rain, UCC held our opponents to 5/94 from 25 overs. Sean Ashfield’s 2/23 and James Thresher’s 5 overs 0/11 were the standout bowling performances with Tom Williams taking a screamer behind the stumps. UCCs response of 1/95 from 13.4 overs was clinical and fantastic way to exercise the demons of our last game at the ground. Tom Williams’ 58 n.o. to usher home the win was stylish yet brutal considering the impending showers. A great way to kick of the ‘season’. We also welcoming two newcomers to the UCC Saturday team – Charles Pring and Jonny Beale – who equipped themselves with fantastic aplomb.

One August 1st we played Chevening Amblers in a nail biter. Holding the opposition to 3/190 was a task, however the fight our batting line-up showed to ultimately come up two runs short was immense. Out opening pair of Joe Williams (48) and Jonny Beale (45) set the platform for a great shot at overhauling the opposition total. Paul Southall’s cultured showing with the bat (49) confirmed the much held view that time in the colonies adds to a person’s cultural gravitas. Yes, you just read correctly. We welcomed yet another newcomer to the UCC Saturday team with Tom Wynn Owen also taking his first wicket for the club (1/26).

On the 8th August we played Limpsfield Chart with temperatures hitting the 40 degree C mark. Although this temperature check is still in dispute, it was hot. Holding the opposition to 7/233 was a task, but pleasingly UCC had 6 different wicket takers. Paul Southall’s 2/20 (8) was the stand out performance. With the bat UCC again showed its fight. In previous years the dreaded UCC collapse would have reared its head, but to finish on 5/203 showed great character. Joe Williams’ 69 and Paul Southall’s 40 n.o. meant we were always in the game but ultimately outplayed by a strong opposition unit.

Our next match against Flimwell was again played in wet, soggy conditions, but the UCC wet weather crew turned out in style. Bowling out the opposition for 58 in 26 overs was a great team effort. Both the bowling and fielding units were immense. Paul Southall continued his great start to the season taking 3/16 (8), Joe Wiles returned to the team and then returned the figures of 2/15 (5), and Joe Williams added the exclamation mark with 2/3 (3).  However, the standout performance was put in by our young star James Thresher who ended up with the figures 6 overs, 3 maidens, 3 for 3. UCC overtook the opposition total 3 down after 16 overs. A great team performance.

The 25th August showdown against Withyham was a great day for the UCC brand. Playing against the stand-out team of the competition, who usually play in a league above us, most pundits had this chalked down as a win for the East Sussex crew. What a game from UCC! With three debutants pulling on the UCC sweater for the first time (Stephen Harvey and brothers Freddie and Harry Jones) the team gutted out the competitive total of 9/157.

Joe Wiles 3/21 (6), Jonny Carpenter 3/2 (1.3), Joe Williams 2/25 (6), Sean Ashfield 1/25 (7), and Paul Southall 1/23 (6) all deserve a mention as UCC took a steady stream of wickets to ultimately bowl the opposition out for 99. Every one of our bowling unit took a wicket and with five bowled and three caught behind who said that line and length don’t matter! Just a great win for UCC.

After narrowly missing out on the top two spots in our group table (Chevening 76 points, Withyham 75 points, UCC 70 points) we were placed in the 5-8 playoff semi-finals and a home match against Halstead. With the opposition sent into bat, Joe Williams’ 3/23 (8) was our best performed bowler and helped restrict the opposition to 7/173. A notable mention goes to Freddie Jones as well who bowled with great poise in the pressure cooker atmosphere. As the crowd gathered to see the run chase, the big question on their lips was ‘Can UCC back up their all-round team performance from last week?’

Did they ever!

A hundred run partnership between Joe Williams (38) and yours truly (96), along with a 48 ball 5 from returning dad Dave Close meant UCC passed the opposition total four-down with 15 balls to spare. Another great win!

The final game of the season saw us play the newly amalgamated club of Shoreham-Otford. Batting first on a spongy deck meant we had to work hard for our 113 total, although this did surpass our total here in the very first warm-up game of the season we played. A breakout innings from Jon Sorrell (51) and some late hitting from out late-season recruit Dave Close (15) were our best performers. Jon’s innings was made all the more impressive due to the calibre of bowling attack faced. With the opposition now batting our bowling attack was fantastic. Having them 6/65 in reply we were in the game! Unfortunately, our fairy tale end to the season was not meant to be with the opposition triumphing in a game played with great spirit and comradery.

Overall, season of great promise, DELIVERED.

Post Script – A big thank you to the UCC Committee for all your support throughout the year, to Sean for all his work with Saturday team selections, to Mark for shepherding the Sunday side, to all those who undertook Saturday umpiring duties (thanks Hawkeye!), and finally to all of you who picked up a brush as part of the pavilion refurbishment (especially you Rach!). A big congratulations also to Ollie Streets and George Sorrell who were selected in Kent County Cricket U/18 and U/13 squads for 2021!

To the stats:

Season – Played 7, Won 4, Lost 3

For season batting and bowling averages visit: 
https://underriver.play-cricket.com/Teams/129396
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Congratulations to UCC club players Ollie Streets (U/18) and George Sorrell (U/13) for their recent success in being selected for Kent County Cricket squads. Well done lads! Extremely proud of you both.
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The UCC family recently lost a wonderful club all-rounder, the incomparable Ian Batty. 
We share our thoughts and stories below and welcome the contributions of others…

Like his fellow Yorkshire keeper, Jimmy Binks, Ian had distinctly “limited batting ability”. [Binks, of whom you might not have heard, kept in successive first class matches for Yorkshire between debut June 1955 and retirement at end of 1969.

He never made 100 in 502 first class innings. He toured the subcontinent as reserve keeper in 1963/4 and ended up playing 2 Tests. Because they were stricken by injuries/the trots etc he ended up opening the innings in 3 out of his 4 Test innings! (I can only assume that he was playing “as a batsman”, not keeping). For Yorkshire he usually batted at number 10. [From memory that’s where Wally Grout used to bat as well.]

Coming in at 10 would have been too high for Batty. I can only recall one occasion when he was promoted above 11. I can’t recall who was number 11 that day, but he must have been rank, or drunk. In fact his batting ability couldn’t in truth be described as “limited”. Execrable would better describe it.

Others will describe his keeping prowess. I will restrict myself to observing that, whenever I was posted to 1st slip, we would enjoy the most fascinating conversations. Never about the match in progress, or cricket either, but about some other trivia, since he was an incredibly learned and well read man, and a splendid raconteur.

I similarly enjoyed our 2-handers as we would, more recently, set out to repaint the pavilion. He always had an anecdote or an observation to interrupt our brush strokes and provide some welcome relief.

He loved UCC. I think it was Ian who planted the roses in the flower beds. After several terms as skipper, he served as secretary for many more years. He would organise the annual dinner and the Christmas supper and loved to joust with Frank Scott when doing so. He was invariably cheerful and worth listening to. He will be sorely missed.

Adrian Barr-Smith – UCC President


I played with him for the best part of 20 years and my abiding memory of him is as a great Club man - always happy to get his hands dirty doing groundwork on cold Spring days etc.

One regular job was getting into the loft above the home dressing room to turn the water off after we had winter bursts. For a man not in the first flush of youth, he was always happy to crawl up and get the job done. He also took great pride in the ground, and when yours truly one pre-season used a wheelbarrow to take sacks of loam to the square, rather than carry them on my shoulders as I should have done, he rightly told me off for the very visible ruts I made on the outfield. He was also very good at another unsung job, getting mowers and rollers going at crucial times.

He was a great raconteur, too, especially on the numerous UCC tours he graced, and kept the team amused late into the night at the various bars we frequented. I think his favourite story was of the Kent wicketkeeper who arrived for a match so hungover that he missed the first 2 deliveries, which were both edged past him for 4. The third ball was edged again but this time he took a fantastic catch, and as the slips congratulated him said 'not bad off the first ball of the match!'

I must have heard him tell that one a dozen times, but he seemed to do it better on each occasion.
A lovely, lovely man, he will be much missed by us all.

Iain Taylor – UCC Vice-President


Never short on smiles or witty anecdotes, I had the pleasure of standing next to Batty at slip on numerous occasions, as well opposite him in an administrative capacity during his time as UCC Secretary. These are times I now cherish. The part he played in welcoming me to UCC was instrumental and will forever be imprinted on my match day and committee experiences. 

Thank you Ian. 

Kendall Jarrett – UCC Club Captain


He was such good value on the Tour to France I went on. He always said it wasn't Alex who gave him the trouble coming down the hill... but Nick's sprayage!  He was also a Yorkshireman, which accounts for his love of cricket.

Ian was a successful and well-respected Chartered Surveyor; until he took early retirement, he was District Valuer in Tunbridge Wells. He was always passionate about standards in the surveying industry and was still responsible for lecturing and exam setting in the Rating Diploma section of the RICS.

In addition to his all encompassing wicket keeping, he was a thorough Honorary Secretary to the Club for 10+ years, always with attentive notes provided.

He'll be sorely missed.

Dick Hawkes – UCC Vice-President


I remember meeting Batty in one of my first UCC games, must have only been about 15 but he was instantly so welcoming it made the club a great place to play. More than a few runs were saved by his valiant keeping, and he has definitely made up for any byes with the pints he has bought over the years! He will be sorely missed by the UCC family.

Gautam Chadalavada

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I have met many characters across the game of cricket. Some competitive, some jovial, some doughty. However, few have managed to combine all of these qualities into one persona quite like Ian Batty. 

On joining UCC in the mid-1990s and seeing this friendly Yorkshireman don his cricketing whites, I assumed here was a man in the twilight of his cricketing career, in it for a few final seasons before swapping his gloves for an umpire’s jacket. As the weeks wore on, I soon realised that this gritty character was barely past his peak. Combining a dogged determination with an undeniable talent for keeping wicket, his contributions to the team’s results and the support he offered to others was profound.

This support as a young bowler (yes, I used to bowl) was crucial to the comfort I personally felt in the team. Trudging back to fine leg as the scorer frantically tried to tally up runs conceded, a wry smile from Ian or a quiet word would be enough to keep plugging away. He would often convince me that the ball was swinging when it was probably his eyesight playing tricks on him. 

Despite the declining eyesight, the fact he was keeping wicket to speed merchants such as Alex as he neared 70 is testament to his ability and bravery. A glancing blow to the lip or nose served only to increase his doughtiness and determination. With bandages applied, he wasn’t a pretty sight as the cricket teas were served up, but he would be back out there defending stoutly at no. 11 if required. Who can forget those stubborn displays in fading light to save many a game? You could barely see his white locks from the pavilion as fielders prowled around his bat, but he would often emerge with a smile and a draw.

As the years progressed and Ian began his forays into umpiring, many were tempted to resume their bowling careers, such was his willingness to send batsmen packing, often before an appeal was heard. But he gave umpiring the same gusto as he did playing and it only endeared him further to us. 

I will never forget the friendship and warmth he extended to everyone he met. And when my playing days are over and I think of all those faces I took to the field with, Ian’s will be the one most prominent in my mind. Rest in Peace, dear friend.

Paul Garner


Ian was an unrivalled servant to the club, and such a thoroughly lovely man to play alongside. He was always incredibly welcoming to new players, and was central to the indescribable 'Underriver spirit' that keeps so many of us coming back for more, summer after summer. He will be sorely missed.

Paul Southall


Ian gave me such a warm welcome when I first played for Underriver, while still at school. It was brilliant to play in the same team as him and he was a role model for me in terms of playing in the right spirit of the game.

He was always the first to issue words of encouragement and tell you he knew a wicket was on its way. His pep talks in between overs focused every time on describing your one good ball, helpfully forgetting the five half-trackers that made his life as a keeper very difficult! He will greatly missed by all at the club.

Joe Wiles


My playing career didn't overlap with Ian's, but I have clear recollections of watching him keep wicket and umpire - both with an air of quiet authority and an enthusiastic 'presence'. I know how much he put into his UCC secretarial duties, but I will remember him best for his after-dinner stories, when players and VPs assembled in the White Rock prior to the seasons starting. These were gentle tales, delivered in a laconic style, which amused and entertained - sometimes pre-prepared, sometimes off the cuff, and mainly cricket-related!

He will be sorely missed.

Ian Cowdroy - UCC Vice-President

Happy New Year to all UCC members and friends. 2019 was a busy year for the Club and we made significant progress both on and off the field. I would first like to thank all those members and friends who contributed to the fundraising round, as we commenced some overdue maintenance and repair work on the pavilion, which is now over 30 years old. We have taken the opportunity to swap the dressing rooms and to enlarge the ‘Home’ one. The work is not quite complete but the improvements are already manifest.​

As is sadly common with cricket clubs, we experienced a break-in and we lost our large sit-on mower. The thieves bulldozed a few sections of the fence on the village side, but we have taken the opportunity to commission repair work on the entire fence. This was undertaken before Christmas. Nick Watson continues to do a sterling job on the cricket square and outfield and we are all in his debt.
Season 2019 seems a long time ago. We consolidated our position in Division 4 of the Kent County Village League under the leadership of Kendall Jarrett.  As team secretary Sean Ashfield again worked wonders to produce XIs, which included several father/son combinations. We succeeded in reviving the Sunday cricket tradition by trialling a collaboration with Ightham CC to produce combined sides. Mark DuBock managed our participation in this format and is to be saluted as 2019 ‘Clubman of the Year’. News of the recent merger between the Otford and Shoreham clubs reminds us that we must never become complacent.

Off the field we enjoyed quiz nights in the White Rock, under the inquisitorial gaze of Chris Close. Chris also, with assistance from Jen (or Jen, with assistance from Chris) did a sterling job with our finances. Chris/Jen will be re-launching the Supporters Club, which continues to provide valuable revenue for UCC. I must also pay tribute to longstanding member Iain Taylor, who moved to Sussex, and to the retiring secretary Ian Batty, who has been succeeded by Dick Hawkes.

Finally, I should make mention here of 2 UCC members, both of whom died in the autumn. Dan Hardy, who died after a short illness, was a stalwart of the club for many years before his move to Singapore in 1990. Quite simply a legend in his own lunchtime. Mike Tong had been ill for many years but his death still comes as a shock. I am delighted to say that his son Andy has told me that a batting cage will be donated to the club in his memory.

May I wish everyone the best of luck for season 2020.

Adrian Barr-Smith
President, Underriver Cricket Club
 
 
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Well done to all those who contributed to the Saturday League side this year. We bookended the season well with multiple wins, blooding a number of new faces into the team along the way.

A special thanks to all those who shared the umpiring duties this year. Also, for third parties roped into making sandwiches and baking cakes and pouring cups of tea our club is indebted for your assistance. 

We had a number of stand out performances this year in the League side along with important contributions from all who played. Nick Watson again led the batting ranks with a season tally of 523 runs, and the Gandolf The White's younger cousin Sean Ashfield rolled back the years to be our leading wicket taker with 22 precious scalps. Nick Watson snaffled 8 catches as well to round out a 'back to his best' season. 

Our youngsters performance exceptionally well as well with Ollie Streets scoring his maiden League ton (101*), George Sorrell taking his first League wicket at age 11, The Judd Massive (James Thresher, Rohan Sharma and Jonah Radcliffe) all getting off the mark with bat and ball,  James T taking 4/13 (and 11 wickets in total), Rohan S taking 4/30, Jonah demonstrating his tail end bludgeoning capacity at West Farleigh, and Inigo Streets with his first League multi-wicket haul (2-24).

Our more seasoned professionals also had their moments as well:

Joe Wiles and Johnny Carpenter escaping Manchester to provide some quality moments with bat and ball, Chris Close continuing to open the bowling in his 123 year, Andy Pinder and Joe Williams consistently taking wickets in their first two overs, Simon Leahy continuing to be the master of banter to raise the spirits of every dressing room, Pete Thresher sending down lofty thunder bolts rarely seen in Div 4, Pete Clews bowling 4 balls with the healthy figures of 1/1, Jason Box turning his arm over to great effect at Otford (whilst Andy lost his arm at the same venue!), John Sorrell showing poise yet at the same time utter contempt for being triggered by Sean at Halstead, and Dave Close for having more strands of hair than runs made this season. There were of course numerous other performances witnessed throughout the season by a host of other players which will be mentioned (made fun of? celebrated?) at the AGM in December. 

Thank you all.

Pre-season starts NOW!

Our 2019 AGM will be held on Saturday 7th December at The White Rock, 7pm. All are invited to the AGM which will precede the Christmas dinner.

Match Report below from Hawkeye (our umpire with the mostest):



As well as the Captain played, I felt something was needed to overshadow his bragging rights of runs against Weald at the forthcoming Captain's Curry.

(CAPTAIN'S INSERT: 2-games vs. Weald 36* and 59*… oh yeah! Unfortunately doesn't really compare to Master Nick Watson's 2-game outing vs. Withyham  a few years back of 212* and 192*!!!)

Sean was so pleased with his new bat that he took it to St John's Smith Square SW1 for a blessing.

The Juddian 3 certainly boosted the side, each taking a wicket.  Jonah Radcliffe running into the wind from the Road end reminiscent of the speed of Harry Potter on his broomstick.

Spraythresh had trouble in finding the strip but was very decent in handing his trousers to the spindly legged umpire who was adjudged windswept.

Opening onslaught by Ashfield was a sweet as the Close fruitcake whilst yours truly was lucky to evade the Watto master blaster.

All adjourned to The Rock where William's who caught a good catch & took 2 wickets, sent for his Butler to return with funds for the evening.



Thank you Hawkeye. Entertaining as always!

Our keen-eyed club historian, Hawkeye, has compiled the following list of new league players UCC have fielded for 2019. Other than the year of our Lord 1665, when the UCC plague retrieval team fielded 17 new players, we believe this to be the most in one calendar year. 

Joe Williams & brother Tom
Pete Clews
Jason Box
Thresher's Pete and James
Rohan Sharma
Jonah Radcliffe
Elliot Boothright
James Elliott

A young and vibrant injection of talent into the UCC programme indeed!
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Dear UCC Players and Supporters,

Please join us this Saturday 13th July for the 2nd Annual UCC Family BBQ. Festivities will kick off at the conclusion of this week's league game (approx. 6-6:30pm). BBQ food and a range of drinks will be available for a gold coin donation with proceeds going to charity. 

A range of family-friendly games will be staged throughout the evening including:

Thump-the-stump
Bat and Trap
Football Penalty Shootout
Nearest the Pineapple

We look forward to seeing you there!

UCC Committee

UCC has celebrated a string of victories to kick off the 2019 season. Both the Saturday league and Sunday teams remain undefeated with a number of stella performances to usher in the new season:

Jon Sorrell 134 vs Invalids
Ollie Streets 72 vs Betsham
Peter Thesher 62 vs Otford
Sean Ashfield 4 for not many vs Otford (off 8 overs!)
Andy Pinder '2 for' and '3 for' to start the league season 
Nick Watson's slip catching (4 catches in two games)

Keep up the good work and ALWAYS play to your strengths.

REMINDER: UCC playing kit can still be purchased online - https://www.surridgesport.com/underriver-cc

On behalf of all Underriver Cricket Club members we would like that thank all of you who so generously donated funds to support the pavilion upgrade.

We are nearing the final stages of the makeover and will soon be posting some fantastic photos of the upgrade.

There will be a 'soft' opening of the pavilion on Sunday 12th May at our first home fixture of the season followed by a formal opening on the 13th July at our UCC family BBQ evening (from 6pm onwards).

More information to follow.

We couldn't have done it without you all!!

After a summer outdoor season of limited success the Underriver Indoor Team went through the KCB Sev. Dist. Indoor Cricket League Cup undefeated on the weekend. The season contained an array of scintillating performances from the likes of Sean Ashfield, Andy Pinder, Mark DuBock, Michael Walsh, Paul Garner, Chris Close, Chris 'soon-to-be-wed' Mariani, Peter and James Thresher* and the Brothers Bentall#.

With the outdoor season fast approaching we are keen to maintain that winning feeling and to finally bid adieu to the disappointment of 2018!

Well done Team!

*Not bad - First two games for UCC and walking home with a trophy!
#Let me know if I have missed anyone!

Dear Underriver Resident/Club Supporter,
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I am writing on behalf of Underriver Cricket Club to explain why the Club is seeking financial help in completing the works we need to undertake to repair our pavilion.

As many local residents will know already the Club can trace its origins back to a cricket team established in the 19h century by Underriver House. UCC was one of the first clubs to host games for disabled WW1 veterans and one of our regular fixtures is still played against a team called the Invalids. The Club can call on about 35 players (male and female) with ages presently ranging from 15 to 76. In addition, there are many social members attached to the Club. We play Saturday league games as members of the Kent County Village League and friendly fixtures against (mostly) local teams on Sundays. In winter the Club is involved in indoor matches. We run social events and an annual quiz night (sometimes twice a year!) to raise money for the club and charity.

We own our own ground and pavilion and are self-funding through subscriptions, match fees and money raising events.

Our pavilion is now some 35 years old. It was built of timber to comply with planning requirements, and needs a considerable amount of maintenance to keep it weatherproof as well as provide toilet, shower and kitchen facilities (UCC teas are often referred to as the best in the division!). A minimum standard of facilities needs to be provided to ensure that the Club can continue in the League.

However, the time has come, to quote Lewis Carroll. The showers are broken with an unreliable heating system, the toilets require replacing and the kitchen needs urgent work to ensure health and safety standards are met. In addition, cricketers these days have equipment that cannot be contained in the usual luggage of plastic carrier bags and small Gunn and Moore canvas bags (I am reminiscing now!) and the larger cricket bags with bats and helmets take up more space than can be provided by the present partitioning.

​So, we have decided to get on with the urgent repairs – the eagle-eyed will have noticed that the veranda floor has been replaced and the stanchions supporting the roof have been replaced where (very) necessary. Works will then be needed to refurbish the toilets, replace the showers and the boiler, refurbish the kitchen and also rearrange some of the internal partitions to provide more space for the changing area.

We have two estimates to date (much reduced due to the voluntary input of members) and intend to proceed with the lower estimate of £17,500. £8,500 of this will come from Club reserves built up for the purpose, and we intend to fund the remaining amount by way of fundraising events, voluntary contributions and grants from any bodies which may have funds for such a purpose. Regrettably, our application to Sport England was turned down. We are only a small club and our scheme seems to be too modest for their criteria However, I will say that already local support and generosity has been of great assistance in getting the ball rolling.

If you feel able to support the Club in our venture then please make any contribution to our Hon Treasurer and the details are below.

If you would like any further information then do not hesitate to contact me (iantbatty@aol.com).

As a Community Amateur Sports Club, UCC is able to reclaim the basic rate tax on any donation (any donor will be sent a Gift Aid declaration to be completed). Furthermore, if the donor is a higher rate taxpayer, any donation is tax deductible by the donor.

We can accept a donation in cash, by cheque or bank transfer (but not credit card).  Any cheque should be made payable to Underriver CC and mailed to Chris Close, UCC Treasurer, 15 Knole Way, Sevenoaks, Kent TN13 3RS.

Any bank transfer should be made as follows:
                                         Account number: 25862316
                                         Account name: Underriver Cricket Club
                                         Sort code: 60 – 19 - 02
                                         [ref: your name/”donation”]

With many thanks in anticipation!

Ian Batty Hon Sec UCC​

For those of you who have old and/or unused cricket kit lying around the house the Lord's Taverners group offer a 'sports kit recycling' programme which sends items to countries all round the world.

They are looking for donations of bats, gloves, balls and stumps, trousers and shoes (particularly Sizes 3-8) and protective gear/underwear. 

UCC will be running a 'collection drive' in the lead up to the 2019 season so if you have any of these items then let Kendall know (kendall.jarrett@outlook.com).

FYI - I have advised Simon Leahy not to donate his bat as although it is a couple of seasons old its pristine condition reflects poorly on the club. 

As we gear down for the off-season and the long winter nights ahead, many of you (our UCC faithful) may struggle to replace the highs (and lows) felt on the field during the 2018 season. However, the off-season brings with it new hope, a chance to recharge the batteries, and an opportunity to look forward to some mouth watering encounters against KCVCL Div 4 opponents! Key fixture highlights include the Morleys Roundabout Derby (UCC vs. Weald), the A225 Showdown (UCC vs. Otford), and the Betsham Hike (bring your overnight bag).

​A full fixture list for 2019 will be confirmed early December.

For those of you suffering cricket withdrawal already, UCC have a team in the Sevenoaks indoor cricket competition that plays on various Sunday afternoons throughout winter. Speak to Sean for more details - 07876567731.

Enjoy!

On Saturday 21st July this year an event took place that captured the hearts of the (UCC) nation. 

On a hot, dusty day in the hot bed of competitive oneupmanship that is our local derby (UCC vs. Weald) a wicket was taken like no other in League history.

I. Hindley,       ct D. Hawkes, b C. Close       0

Of eternal contemplation is the combined age of the Underriverarians involved - 134!

Thus, in a recent moment of weakness, Club President Adrian Barr-Smith agreed to commission a bronze statue of the moment, immortalising what will forever be known as 'The Wonder at Weald'. 

Well done chaps!

It had been a long time in the coming but Saturday's league victory helped, in some part, to banish the non-victory blues of the previous 12 weeks. Of note was Ollie Streets' standout all-round performance of 87 n.o. and 4/28. Just brilliant. But with contributions from all over the park (Ashfield 2 wickets, Leahy 27, Tong 30-odd) this was a well deserved TEAM victory. 

Astoundingly, as of this morning we are mathematically still able to avoid the drop.

​Go figure!

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For some, a glance at this season's results column for UCC's League side might be a painful read. But amongst the beaten brows and forlorn (yet often amusing) post-dismissal self-chastising, the team continues to play its cricket with fool-hearty endeavour and eternal optimism. Such is the UCC way.

In recent weeks we have seen standout performances from Johnny Carpenter (4-33*), Ollie Streets (the classiest reverse sweep in the league), Jon Sorrell (1 for 0 off 0.3), Simon Carey (84 n.o.) and Chris Close 4/56). Such performances have been the succulent individual roses amongst the indigestible team thorns of losing 5 for 0** and 4 for 0** in consecutive innings. Yet, at various times in our last three matches we have had in our sights the vinning post... or is the whinning post? (its been so long I can't quite remember the correct term). 

*I'm Australian. Deal with it.
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The final word(s): A tremendous congratulations to Jon Sorrell who scored his maiden ton for the UCC Sunday Team against Luddesdowne. Dare I say the 'Legend of Luddesdowne' has been born... (or have I gone too far there).

​Big K

The inaugural UCC Family BBQ and Games Evening will be held on Saturday 14th July, 6pm-7:30pm following conclusion of the UCC vs. Limpsfield Chart match at the UCC ground.

All UCC players (past and present), their families, friends of UCC, and anyone interested in finding out a little more about the club and its characters are welcome to attend. A free BBQ will be put on with the usual trimmings and beer/wine will be available for a gold coin donation with part proceeds going to charity.

A range of games for adults and children (e.g. WC penalty shoot-out) and other fundraising events will be staged throughout the evening.

Further details - contact Kendall at kendall.jarrett@outlook.com or 07919869638